Cancer Center Food

Thats right, according to my research that, the Cannon Center food does increase your chances of having cancer. So stay away if you can. If you had it, its too late. I weep for you :,( #_#. Don't worry if you had it though. It only increases it by .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. So no worries. Cause everything causes cancer, so dont eat, sleep, or do anything if you don't want cancer.

Dumb Boys

Boy have to be to dumbest creatures on the planet. Even dumber than the dinosaurs. Dumber than the a speck of dust. Cause when we mess up we like to do it big time for some reason. No little mistakes. I guess if we're going out, we'll do it with a big bang.

Sick in the Dorms!!!!!!

What in the world are you supposed to do when you're sick in the dorms? I mean you obviously dont go to class. But what about food!? You supposed to go get everyone else sick by going to the cafeteria? No matter what its a win lose situation. Cause you could go to the vending machines....But thats not very filling...Oh well. I guess I'll just have to figure something out.

The Cheat

Who really is The Cheat? Is he a hunk of cheese that got too close some ooze? Or a drawing of a cheetah gone wrong? You decide! Well I personally think it doesn't really matter cause he's cool anywho. No one can compete with the cute and cuddliness of The Cheat. Everyone should have their own personal The Cheat. If you're wondering who in the world is The Cheat...well take a look! Click Here

You Don't Know Me!

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
Royal Blue, cause thats just a great color.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
None, unless you want to count my text book, but I wish I was.
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Well, its just my desk so...stains from some food, books, soda cans, pencil sharpener, and my other things
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Rail Baron
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS?
Up-Chuck, Stinky Pefume, and Rotting garbage
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Just five more minutes
7. FAVORITE COLOR?
Refer to question 1
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
puke green, I think its self explanatory.
9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Twice, cause that's just the way I work.
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Well, my intials are JSR so it would be cool to have a childs intials to be JJR,cause SR ans JR..
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Easiest thing ever, Caramel. You should try some Karamel Sutra sometime. It's from Ben & Jerry's
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
On rollercoasters yes, on the road...well if its on a video game.
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
You bet. Cause they're all warm and cuddly.
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS?
Well as long as I'm not on a mountain with were I'm the tallest thing around... then yes.
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Well it would have to be a hotwheels, cause I don't even own a real one yet.
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Llama...wait zodiac sig...umm Cancer
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No way, the tops are the best!
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Super Hero! Cause I already fly and shoot lazer beams, I might as well put them to use.
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blue, cause it's just a kool color.
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
It's completely empty, cause I drunk it all.
21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Too many to count, you can just guessm cause you might just get it right.
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Oh course, it's my style of typing, so which ever keys any finger presses is right.
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Dust, monsters, a box, and a gremlin
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
ummmmmm, curling
26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
Cutting the tip of my finger off.
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
mayonnaise
30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG?
Bratwurst, but you got to do it right, with boiling them with beer, butter and onions, neer-beer that is.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring, cause not too warm not too hot, and the rain is great, well I guess it snow sometimes
32. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
412 feet in the air going over 120 miles per hour on the Dragster.
33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
picture slideshow, well if it goes on
34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
In and Out Burger
35. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH NAME?
Jacob Scott Rodgers
36. ANY NICKNAMES?
Jake, Paco, Moku, Mokujin, Juno, Jaqob

Well this is the number one post. As in the first one. Well just starting this thing. Feel free to ask me questions on things you wish to learn about me. But i do reserve the right to refuse to answer the question. Well the reason for the Wooden Forest... Well my handle is usually Mokujin. And if you any know anything about Tekken. You would know that he's just a Wooden Person. And if you know Japanese. You would know that Mokujin means wooden person or forest person. So thats why its the Wooden Forest.