Home again at the home again

WOW!!!! Finals are finally over(I'll never get tired of that one). The fun may now begin. For some the fun ends in a week. Cause they're going to Spring Semester.....0.o....For others like me it's going to be 2 years of hard work. I'd go over all the things people are doing but....that'd take me way too long to type it out. So if I left you out...well...just get used to it. It's nice being home again. Even though I've only been here for ummmm four hours. Why is saying good bye so hard. It's only normal to leave people behind. Be they from Michigan, California, New York, Utah, Colorado, or even Illinois(Cause who's from there anywho?) I guess when you say good bye though, some people are going ahead of you. So that can make you feel just about a foot tall. Also when you don't see people for awhile a lot could have happened. You might have wanted them there for something. And they weren't!!!!!!!!! lol.....I'm going to miss all my friends that I made in college. Well I guess some made friends with me.....but I'm still going to miss them. It is now time for me to start working on my mission papers.....scary thought. A job is also to be something that I'm supposed to get...hmmm who would want to employee me....who knows!? I finally can start cooking my own food again. Yesssssssss.... Yumm tuna sandwiches....dreams do come true. Well see you next time.....well maybe not see but umm you'll see what I type....

The Good Kind of Homework

I got two of the best assignments that I've ever had.
1)Take a Nap
2)Eat a carton of ice cream
I mean can it get any better? Well maybe like play some video games or something...

Video Games Parodies

These are so true that I felt all should see these. Have any questions just ask me.

School is almost OVER!

Winter semester is coming to a close here. Only 10 days of class left. Then finals for a week. YAY!!! With school being over though, that means I get to say good bye to everyone...:'( >_<. Well I'm sure we'll keep in contact for maybe a few weeks then it won't happen anymore. Except some special people. Which is usually like one person. And sometimes it's even more than that. Well I found finals week to the funest week in school. Cause some people, like me, don't really need to study for some classes, so we play instead. And that week is Savannah's B-Day is guess we'll need to plan something. And this time I need to remmeber to sell back my books^_^ We sure do have a lot of things left to do before this semester is over. Like hiking the Y and going places to eat. And even going to see Arsenic and Old Lace. Any more ideas just a post them cause that would help me remember them ty. I still can't believe that school is almost over. It still feels like it just started.

Pandaman

No this is not how I got my hideandgoseekpandaman handle. That came from CTR(Crash Team Racing). This is one of my first stuffed animals if not THE first. His name is Jealous. He's been through a lot. He's had an ear ripped off. Head sewn back on twice. Thats a lot for one little guy. He's been left out in the rain several times. He's in the shape that most people would threw him out. But he's so important to me that I'd never do that. I dont sleep with him. If I did anywas he's head would probably would come off. Well with the ear thing, well me and my brother were fighting over him for some reason so I was holding onto his with my teeth. My brother was pulling on is body. And there was this rip and his ear was in my mouth and the rest of him was with my brother. He still has the original stuffing in his head. But it's as hard as a rock. His nose is gone, I dont remember why. He's not very black and white. It's more of a tan than a white. Well here he is.

Plain Humor

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

The Truth About Computers

If People Thought of Cars like they do about Computers - Tech-support people will find this especially amusing ...

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General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did . . .

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"

HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"

CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"

HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."

CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

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HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"

HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"

CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?"

HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"

CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"

HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."

CUSTOMER: "What!?" I paid $12,000. for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"

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HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!"

HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"

CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"

CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it . crashed -- . and now it won't start!"

HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?"

CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest version that

doesn't crash anymore!"

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HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."

HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"

Mission calls Mission calls everywhere and not one for me...

About everyone I know is now going on a mission. Let's see one of my friends is going to DC south, one's going to Dominican Republic, one's going to California Long Beach. I mean, I look around everyone is turning in their papers, and I'm just sitting there twittling my thumbs. I'm kinda of afraid of going, but I know I'll do a good job. I'm really excited at the same time. There are other people though who are 100 times more excited than I am. Right now I'm just looking forward to spending some time with my family. Cause school right now isn't that challenging. Well not in the way I want it to be that is. I mean the memorizing and stuff is hard, but I hate that stuff. I find it to be rote and bothersome. I was really good at it at high school. Being at college though, I'm not so good. My study habits are the same. So, right now I'm trying something new. Reading it out loud to myself. So far it has worked wonders. I'm remember stuff more readily. So I hope that works out. I was having the same problem last semester, so I know it's not the girls. Last semester my classes where much better than this semester. Cause last semester I had classes I actually like the stuff I was learning about. So I guess I just need to plan better next semester. ^_^ College is still great. I just love it so mooch. lol i mean much.... Byu us just a great place to be. Still hate those CS labs. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....>_< But um I'll get over it. If it doesn't get better soon, I'll just have to go visit my dad. Cause he'll know how to fix it. Reading what Abe Lincoln is fun to read. That guy is just amazing. He learned just about everything from reading. What a brilliant mind that man had. Wow this sure did get off the title. I guess I decieved all three of you that read this. LOL. Well thats it for this time. TTFN

Twilight Princess

I'm so excited about the new Legend of Zelda coming out. It's supposed to come out on April 15....but we all know that it always gets pushed back. Knowing my luck it will come out when I'm on my mission. Then I'll have to wait two years....But I guess, I wont have to buy it then. Cause someone else in my family is bound to do it...I mean look at theis pic. Doesn't it just look awesome.

What is this?

I figured this is something that everyone should see once in their life. So here it is. I hope you enjoy it. I found this one day on a forum, so i decided to put it on my computer and I've been sharing it ever since then. This is just an animated GIF, which I still wish I knew how to make these...grrrrr....gah? Whatever....Anywho if you have any cool animated GIF's I would like to see them. I still really like this one. The explosions and stuff....the sword fighting....and ummmmmmm.........the sword fighting. <('.')> <('.'<) <('.')> (>'.')>

Cancer Center Food

Thats right, according to my research that, the Cannon Center food does increase your chances of having cancer. So stay away if you can. If you had it, its too late. I weep for you :,( #_#. Don't worry if you had it though. It only increases it by .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. So no worries. Cause everything causes cancer, so dont eat, sleep, or do anything if you don't want cancer.

Dumb Boys

Boy have to be to dumbest creatures on the planet. Even dumber than the dinosaurs. Dumber than the a speck of dust. Cause when we mess up we like to do it big time for some reason. No little mistakes. I guess if we're going out, we'll do it with a big bang.

Sick in the Dorms!!!!!!

What in the world are you supposed to do when you're sick in the dorms? I mean you obviously dont go to class. But what about food!? You supposed to go get everyone else sick by going to the cafeteria? No matter what its a win lose situation. Cause you could go to the vending machines....But thats not very filling...Oh well. I guess I'll just have to figure something out.

The Cheat

Who really is The Cheat? Is he a hunk of cheese that got too close some ooze? Or a drawing of a cheetah gone wrong? You decide! Well I personally think it doesn't really matter cause he's cool anywho. No one can compete with the cute and cuddliness of The Cheat. Everyone should have their own personal The Cheat. If you're wondering who in the world is The Cheat...well take a look! Click Here

You Don't Know Me!

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
Royal Blue, cause thats just a great color.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
None, unless you want to count my text book, but I wish I was.
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Well, its just my desk so...stains from some food, books, soda cans, pencil sharpener, and my other things
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Rail Baron
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS?
Up-Chuck, Stinky Pefume, and Rotting garbage
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Just five more minutes
7. FAVORITE COLOR?
Refer to question 1
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
puke green, I think its self explanatory.
9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Twice, cause that's just the way I work.
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Well, my intials are JSR so it would be cool to have a childs intials to be JJR,cause SR ans JR..
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Easiest thing ever, Caramel. You should try some Karamel Sutra sometime. It's from Ben & Jerry's
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
On rollercoasters yes, on the road...well if its on a video game.
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
You bet. Cause they're all warm and cuddly.
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS?
Well as long as I'm not on a mountain with were I'm the tallest thing around... then yes.
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Well it would have to be a hotwheels, cause I don't even own a real one yet.
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Llama...wait zodiac sig...umm Cancer
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No way, the tops are the best!
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Super Hero! Cause I already fly and shoot lazer beams, I might as well put them to use.
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blue, cause it's just a kool color.
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
It's completely empty, cause I drunk it all.
21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Too many to count, you can just guessm cause you might just get it right.
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Oh course, it's my style of typing, so which ever keys any finger presses is right.
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Dust, monsters, a box, and a gremlin
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
ummmmmm, curling
26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
Cutting the tip of my finger off.
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
mayonnaise
30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG?
Bratwurst, but you got to do it right, with boiling them with beer, butter and onions, neer-beer that is.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring, cause not too warm not too hot, and the rain is great, well I guess it snow sometimes
32. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
412 feet in the air going over 120 miles per hour on the Dragster.
33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
picture slideshow, well if it goes on
34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
In and Out Burger
35. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH NAME?
Jacob Scott Rodgers
36. ANY NICKNAMES?
Jake, Paco, Moku, Mokujin, Juno, Jaqob

Well this is the number one post. As in the first one. Well just starting this thing. Feel free to ask me questions on things you wish to learn about me. But i do reserve the right to refuse to answer the question. Well the reason for the Wooden Forest... Well my handle is usually Mokujin. And if you any know anything about Tekken. You would know that he's just a Wooden Person. And if you know Japanese. You would know that Mokujin means wooden person or forest person. So thats why its the Wooden Forest.